Theres always a twist in my story...
G.U.M

Person 1. ‘Going to the GUM clinic is like a minor going into the caves… she wore a stupid torch strapped to her head, i nearly laughed!’

Person 2. ‘and i just thought i was rather uncomfortable and pretty daunting!
i didnt get that much luxury!’

hahahaahha! funniest thing i’ve heard all day!